Billy Bob and the Truck
Billy Bob tried to sell his old truck, but no one wanted it because it had 250,000 miles.
A friend said, “I know a guy who can roll the odometer back to 50,000 — but it’s illegal.”
Billy Bob didn’t care and had it done.
Two weeks later, his friend asked, “So, did you sell your truck?”
Billy Bob replied, “Sell it? Why would I? It only has 50,000 miles now!”
The Salt Truck
A trucker stops at a red light. A blonde taps on his window and says,
“Hi, I’m Heather, and you’re losing some of your load.”
He ignores her.
At the next light, she says it again.
Finally, the trucker says,
“Hi Heather, I’m Kevin. It’s snowing — and I’m driving a salt truck.”
The Ducks
A cop pulls over a man with a truck full of ducks.
“Take them to the zoo,” the officer orders.
The next day, the cop sees the same truck — but now the ducks are wearing sunglasses.
“I told you to take them to the zoo!” the cop says.
The man grins. “I did. Now they want to go to the beach!”
