Shortly after their honeymoon, Tim was carefully organizing his beloved golf clubs when his new wife suggested he quit golfing and sell them. Horrified, Tim stared at her and said, “For a moment, you sounded just like my ex-wife.”
Shocked, she replied, “I didn’t know you were married before!”
“I wasn’t,” Tim answered.
That was when she realized Tim had already imagined their divorce—and his golf clubs were clearly staying.