These hilarious police and drunk jokes will make your day!
A driver panicked when an officer told him his tail light was missing. “Wait until my family finds out!” he cried. When asked where they were, he pointed behind him: “In the trailer that was hitched to my car!”
Another man asked a policeman if he could park beside several parked cars. “No,” said the officer. “Then why can they?” The cop shrugged: “They didn’t ask!”
Two officers stopped a speeder in Mississauga but couldn’t spell the city’s name. Their solution? “Let him go and catch him again in Toronto!”
Finally, a policeman asked two drunks where they lived. One replied, “Nowhere.” The other smiled and said, “We’re neighbors!” Later, when asked whether the light in the sky was the sun or moon, a third drunk answered, “Sorry, I don’t live around here!”